Win, Place or Steal

"Mongo" and the man from M*A*S*H together in the comedy caper of the year!

Three friends have two things in common: (1) they like to bet on the horses at the track, and (2) they invariably lose. One day they hit upon a scheme to steal one of the track's betting machines, so that they'd be able to print winning tickets and recoup the money they've lost over the years. However, things don't go exactly as planned.

Cast

Alex Karras

Frank

McLean Stevenson

Mr. Hammond

Russ Tamblyn

Raymond

Dean Stockwell

Billy

Alan Oppenheimer

Lt. Mannite

Peggy Rea

Josephine

Harry Dean Stanton

Jack

Scatman Crothers

Attendant

Kristina Holland

Mouse

Betty Harford

Landlady

Danny Goldman

Froggy

Mundey Armon

Secretary