The Silence of the Hams

Stark, raving comedy.

Rookie FBI agent Jo Dee Foster has been assigned to work on the case of the Psycho Killer, a psycho killer who has psycho-killed over 120 people. But to learn more about his target, he's forced to meet Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza, a famous doctor turned cannibal who ate pizzas with human body parts. Meanwhile, Jo's girlfriend, Jane Wine, has just stolen $400,000 in cash from her money-hungry boss, Mr. Laurel, so she and Jo can be happy, but gets lost in a horrible storm and stops at the Cemetery Motel, where the owner, Antonio Motel, is dominated by his insane mother.

Cast

Ezio Greggio

Antonio Motel

Dom DeLuise

Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza

Billy Zane

Jo Dee Foster

Joanna Pacula

Lily Wine

Charlene Tilton

Jane Wine

Martin Balsam

Det. Martin Balsam

Stuart Pankin

Insp. Pete Putrid

John Astin

The Ranger

Phyllis Diller

Old Secretary

Bubba Smith

Olaf

Larry Storch

Sergeant

Rip Taylor

Mr. Laurel