No Sex Please - We're British

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

Cast

Ronnie Corbett

Brian Runnicles

Beryl Reid

Bertha Hunter

Arthur Lowe

Mr. Leslie Bromley

Ian Ogilvy

David Hunter

Susan Penhaligon

Penny Hunter

Michael Bates

Mr. Arnold Needham

Cheryl Hall

Daphne Martin

David Swift

Inspector Paul

Deryck Guyler

Park Keeper

Valerie Leon

Susan

Margaret Nolan

Barbara

Gerald Sim

Reverend John Mower