My Big Fat Independent Movie

The Hitmen. The Swinger. The Not So Good Girl. Together they'll discover Action, Culture, Mystery, Romance (and Lesbians?) in the most Pretentious, Artsy, Violent, Botched Heist film EVER MADE! Taking the highbrow world of Independent Film to all new lows!

This hilariously smart satire tells the story of Johnny Vince, a swingin' hepcat who meets hitman Sam and Harvey on a road trip to pull a "botched robbery" in Las Vegas. Along the way they take a deeply unfulfilled not-so-good-girl hostage, encounter the mysterious Mechanic, get harassed by a foul-mouthed answering machine... and did we mention the lesbians? The result - hilarity ensues!

Cast

Paget Brewster

Julianne

Neil Barton

Sam Saperstein

Ashley Head

Anomalie

Eric Hoffman

Harvey Hirschberg

Brian Krow

Memento Guy

Darren Keefe Reiher

Johnny Vince

Averill Kessee

Surprise Chocolate Lover

Jeanelle Smith

Heather Picture

Saba Homayoon

Heather (voice)

Jason Mewes

Answering Machine (voice)

Gregory Gifford Giles

Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband

Nicolas Read

Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1