How Thick Is Your Carpet?

Two repressed weirdo's find evidence of love...and blood...lots of blood

Housewife Ann sits over the dead body of her husband, rolled up in a bloodstained rug with his lifeless feet sticking out. When a mysterious man is called to dispose of the evidence, his no nonsense professionalism will clash with Ann's curiosity and emotional unpredictability.

Cast

Sam Churchward

Tim

Maria Shabanova

Ann

Nelly Hollis

The Neighbour (voice)