Help!

Stop worrying! HELP! is on the way!

An obscure Eastern cult that practices human sacrifice pursues Ringo after he unknowingly puts on a ceremonial ring (that, of course, won't come off). On top of that, a pair of mad scientists, members of Scotland Yard, and a beautiful but dead-eyed assassin all have their own plans for the Fab Four.

Cast

John Lennon

John

Paul McCartney

Paul

George Harrison

George

Ringo Starr

Ringo

Leo McKern

Clang

Eleanor Bron

Ahme

Victor Spinetti

Foot

Roy Kinnear

Algernon

John Bluthal

Bhuta

Patrick Cargill

Superintendent

Alfie Bass

Doorman

Warren Mitchell

Abdul