An American Carol

WARNING! This Movie might be offensive to Righties, All Lefties, Retards, Terrorists, Pacifists, War-Mongers, Believers, the ACLU, Conservatives, Republicans, Democrats, People of Color, Non-Speakers, & Ivy League Profs., Native Americans should be Okay.

A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.

Cast

Kevin Farley

Michael Malone

Kelsey Grammer

General George S. Patton

Leslie Nielsen

Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa

Trace Adkins

Angel of Death

Robert Davi

Aziz

Geoffrey Arend

Mohammed

Travis Schuldt

Josh

Jon Voight

President George Washington

James Woods

Todd Grosslight

Dennis Hopper

Judge Clarence Henderson

Kevin Sorbo

George Mulrooney

Bill O'Reilly

Himself